4 definitions by SLK Creighton

Top Definition
A person, typically a no life, college-aged, high school graduated degenerate, who regularly attends high school parties hosted by those who are still in high school.
High School student 1 - Why is John at this party? Didn't he graduate from high school in 2007?

High School student 2 - He did graduate in '07. Man what a fossil.
by SLK Creighton February 01, 2011
Arguably the greatest beer found on the West Coast of Canada, particularly on Vancover Island, British Columbia at the low price of $30 for a flat (24 beers). BC Lager's appearance is a gold can with two dancing bears, leading many people to call BC Lager "The Dancing Bear". Despite being the greatest beer on the West Coast, it does lose some credibility because it is a very obscure beer. Mostly Vancouver Island rednecks consume BC Lager making it less genuine.
Redneck Vancouver Islander one - Wanna go out tonight buddy?

Redneck Vancouver Islander two- I'm flat broke man, I can't afford beer because gas prices are too high and can't fill up my truck.

RVI one - Ahhh don't worry about it, we'll just get a flat of BC Lager for cheap.

RVI two - That sounds like a great idea to me! I love drinking out of that gold can with the two dancing bears!

RVI one - Yeah you do! By the way, BC Lager is making a commercial about the two dancing bears!
by SLK Creighton April 10, 2011
Sweet-talking a girl into coming home with you after a night of partying or clubbing without the girl having to think about it, hence just like basketball where the ball gets "all net".
Friend One: Bro! I took this nasty broad home the other night!
Friend Two: Hard wheel?
Friend One: No man, she was sodtf she was All Net
by SLK Creighton January 31, 2011
An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.
Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
by SLK Creighton March 13, 2011

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