Definitions by SHLOP

porn muffin 

When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.

Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.

porn muffin by Shlop November 18, 2014

shmear

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.

Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.

shmear by SHLOP July 29, 2005