2 definitions by SHLOP

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A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.
Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.
by SHLOP July 11, 2005

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When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.
Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.
by Shlop November 18, 2014

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