SCRhollywood's definitions

Tar Jay

Target Store said with a fake french accent to make it sound more upscale than it is. In reality it's a half step better than Wally World.

I would never shop at Kmart or Wally World, I spend my greenbacks at Tar Jay.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

put my boots on

Verb-to prepare for a fight

prison slang for getting ready to go fight or be involved in a riot.

I heard you were called out when the yard opens.

you heard right, i'm going to put my boots on right now...are you coming?

yeah, I'll put my boots on too, I got your back

by SCRhollywood February 7, 2010

draft dodger

Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.

My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.

You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.

No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

Beach Balls

a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.

did you hook up with that beach bunny?

no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.

by SCRhollywood February 4, 2010

Escapees

The french fries at the bottom of the whole take out bag from a fast food restaurant. also called, bag fries

Hey man, are you going to eat all your fries?

They are all gone, check the bag for escapees.

by SCRhollywood November 20, 2009

up on one

On one wheel, as in a wheelie or a stoppie, on a motorcycle.

I saw a great stunt show, the stunna was up on one and grabbed a Red Bull out of some chick's hand.

Man, I am still working on a simple wheelie.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

Screw This Taco Stand

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.

after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009