Beach Balls

a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?

no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
by SCRhollywood February 04, 2010
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Escapees

The french fries at the bottom of the whole take out bag from a fast food restaurant. also called, bag fries
Hey man, are you going to eat all your fries?

They are all gone, check the bag for escapees.
by SCRhollywood November 21, 2009
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put my boots on

Verb-to prepare for a fight

prison slang for getting ready to go fight or be involved in a riot.
I heard you were called out when the yard opens.

you heard right, i'm going to put my boots on right now...are you coming?

yeah, I'll put my boots on too, I got your back
by SCRhollywood February 07, 2010
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Cougar Droppings

Originally meant small tokens or food left by an older (often rich) woman (cougar) for a much younger man to keep him coming back, in a positive way. The meaning has changed slightly to mean any personal belongings left by the cougar in a negative way.
Oh man, I almost got so busted last night.

Why man, what happened?

Oh, my girl found cougar droppings in my bedroom.

What?!? Did she leave her bra?

Hell no, she left her teeth in a glass of water. Lucky for me, I was able to tell my girl that my moms had visited me and used my room while I slept on the couch.
by SCRhollywood November 21, 2009
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Squidly

a squid or someone who acts like a squid. a motorcyclist that wears less gear than appropriate, shows off doing stunts before perfecting them, riding beyond his abilities, or just plain doing something stupid.
Did you see that new guy trying to show off in front of all the other bikers?

Yeah, he ripped out of here up on one and almost lost it in traffic. Johnny Law saw him and wrote him for exhibition of speed and being squidly.

That was a squidly thing to do alright.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
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Carlos

a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
Hey, don't Carlos that chick. That's Andrew's girlfriend, Joni.
by SCRhollywood February 03, 2010
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Hulburt

From Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice, Shylock's Daughter.

A woman known for her poetry, creativity and beauty but she never lets on that she is aware of it. She would rather support her Love's interests than become too involved in her own.
Man, Aaron is so lucky, he hooked up with a total Hulburt.

Yeah, he will go far with that hot little Hulburt at his side.
by SCRhollywood February 05, 2010
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