SCRhollywood's definitions
chippy or chippie is a nickname for a CHP (California Highway Patrol) officer. Usually, but not exclusively, on motorcycles.
That chippy was pretty cool. He knew we were speeding but instead of hassling us just got on his loudspeaker and told us to slow down.
Damn, the CHP are never cool like that with me.
Damn, the CHP are never cool like that with me.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010

Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.
My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.
You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.
No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.
You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.
No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

I heard you were called out when the yard opens.
you heard right, i'm going to put my boots on right now...are you coming?
yeah, I'll put my boots on too, I got your back
you heard right, i'm going to put my boots on right now...are you coming?
yeah, I'll put my boots on too, I got your back
by SCRhollywood February 7, 2010

a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
by SCRhollywood February 4, 2010

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.
after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:
C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

skateboard term that means smashed finger, usually obtained by screwing up any trick which requires you to grab the board.
also called stubbed blunts, bloody stumps, pink stubby blunts, etc
also called stubbed blunts, bloody stumps, pink stubby blunts, etc
i hit the top of the half-pipe while reaching down to grab my deck, missing the board altogether i ran over my own fingers leaving me with 3 pink mashies
by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010
