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Screw This Taco Stand

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.
after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
mugGet the Screw This Taco Standmug.

Rio Linda Girls

From a real small town called Rio Linda, near Sacramento. Made popular by Rush Limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. Rio Linda girls are often the butt of jokes.
Q-What do you call 4 Rio Linda girls walking together?

A- A full set of teeth.

Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?

A-Walks home.

Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?

A-To keep their ankles warm.
by SCRhollywood February 5, 2010
mugGet the Rio Linda Girlsmug.

put my boots on

Verb-to prepare for a fight

prison slang for getting ready to go fight or be involved in a riot.
I heard you were called out when the yard opens.

you heard right, i'm going to put my boots on right now...are you coming?

yeah, I'll put my boots on too, I got your back
by SCRhollywood February 7, 2010
mugGet the put my boots onmug.

draft dodger

Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.
My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.

You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.

No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
mugGet the draft dodgermug.

pink mashie

skateboard term that means smashed finger, usually obtained by screwing up any trick which requires you to grab the board.

also called stubbed blunts, bloody stumps, pink stubby blunts, etc
i hit the top of the half-pipe while reaching down to grab my deck, missing the board altogether i ran over my own fingers leaving me with 3 pink mashies
by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010
mugGet the pink mashiemug.

Carlos

a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
Hey, don't Carlos that chick. That's Andrew's girlfriend, Joni.
by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010
mugGet the Carlosmug.

Flogging Molly Dude

Either looks like or is a fan of the Irish punk rock band Flogging Molly. Distinguished by Innes Skateboards or gear, fedoras or newsboy caps or Flogging Molly t-shirts. Irish Punks with class. More recent than the Pogues, more serious than the Business, and better songs than Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly Dudes often have good taste in bands and don't give a shite if it plays much on the radio. To be described as a Flogging Molly Dude is never an insult. At a party, the Flogging Molly Dude can always outdrink, outfight, outwit, and outlast anyone and then ends up with all the hot chicks.
Shannon was hanging out with this lame-assed wannabe rapper until these Flogging Molly Dudes showed up at her party. One look at them and she dropped her man like a bad habit.

Next thing you know, she is drinking Guinness and singing, "Devil's Dance Floor" like she's staright outta Ireland.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
mugGet the Flogging Molly Dudemug.

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