militaretarded

People in the military that use their enlisted status to pick up
Boy: "So I'm an officer in the Navy."
Girl to other girl: "He is so militaretarded"
by SCADLax October 26, 2012
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dysexlic

Girl: " I love him!!!"
Friend: "Girl, you must be dysexlic. You just had sex with him last night."
by SCADLax October 26, 2012
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