Computer Dating
It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
See also:
Online Dating
It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"
See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
Get the Computer Datingmug. Allah-saurus
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Allah-saurusmug. H3O
1.
Even wetter water
2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Even wetter water
2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O
2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O
2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
by rzhhhh July 19, 2010
Get the H3Omug. Splange - adjective
Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)
Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom
Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)
Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom
Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T
A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me
I'm gonna splange this youtube video
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T
A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me
I'm gonna splange this youtube video
by rzhhhh November 12, 2011
Get the Splangemug. Plan Q
The French version of a friends with benefits arrangement.
Can also be referred to as:
Plan Baise
Plan Cul
The French version of a friends with benefits arrangement.
Can also be referred to as:
Plan Baise
Plan Cul
A: I heard you and Sara were a couple?
B: Nah she's just my Plan Q
A: Oh... My Plan Q is your ma
B: ....
B: Nah she's just my Plan Q
A: Oh... My Plan Q is your ma
B: ....
by rzhhhh May 09, 2011
Get the Plan Qmug. A metaphor for big dick.
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
by rzhhhh April 09, 2011
Get the Like a Virginmug. Chebbed
A slightly less offensive way to say "fucked", not "fucked"
in the sexual sense but more in the screwed over sense.
Shares similarities with merked / murked but is slightly
less of a coony thing to say
A slightly less offensive way to say "fucked", not "fucked"
in the sexual sense but more in the screwed over sense.
Shares similarities with merked / murked but is slightly
less of a coony thing to say
Fayde appears from the shadows and proceeds to rape some poor Moon Queen...
1: What the fuck just happened? Where's all me health gone?
2: You just got fuckin chebbed
We're gettin chebbed, fall back!
Don't go over there, you'll get chebbed
He's gonna get chebbed
1: What the fuck just happened? Where's all me health gone?
2: You just got fuckin chebbed
We're gettin chebbed, fall back!
Don't go over there, you'll get chebbed
He's gonna get chebbed
by rzhhhh June 28, 2010
Get the Chebbedmug.