2 definitions by Ryedale Roasts
The literal definition of Keelan is actually petty. But you can look into Keelan further than that. Besides being petty, Keelan is also very self centered and thinks he is the best at absolutely everything. But, in fact, he is shit.
Due to his huge ego, Keelans generally go for Sophie girls. Since the name is so absurd and retarded, it is likely that you will only meet one Keelan throughout your life.
Due to his huge ego, Keelans generally go for Sophie girls. Since the name is so absurd and retarded, it is likely that you will only meet one Keelan throughout your life.
Guy 1: Why did we let Keelan on the football team? He's shit!
Guy 2: Because he told us that he could play football just like Ronaldo!
Guy 3: Yeah...and also he said he would block us on every social media if we didn't.
Guy 2: Because he told us that he could play football just like Ronaldo!
Guy 3: Yeah...and also he said he would block us on every social media if we didn't.
by Ryedale Roasts February 1, 2017
Sophie is a girl who is largely up her own arse. As a result of this, her eyes are normally brown in colour, as is her hair unless she has dyed it. Sophie girls generally have misshapen teeth, whether they are unusually small or largely buck teethed.
Sophie is defined as a manstealer. This is not because she is good looking, but because she goes for boys who nobody else really wants. However, when Sophie does steal a man, the man is usually fancied by her best friend. Ooops.
Sophie is defined as a manstealer. This is not because she is good looking, but because she goes for boys who nobody else really wants. However, when Sophie does steal a man, the man is usually fancied by her best friend. Ooops.
Girl 1: Urghhh who's she? Her eyes look like shit. And look at her teeth!
Girl 2: I can't believe she's going out with Dan too. He's supposed to be mine!
Girl 3: That's Sophie. She's a cunt.
Girl 2: I can't believe she's going out with Dan too. He's supposed to be mine!
Girl 3: That's Sophie. She's a cunt.
by Ryedale Roasts February 1, 2017