33 definitions by Ryan_the_retard

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

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Just when you thought that 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p was the maximum level of boredom, this comes along to overtake the throne.

I'm so bored. I could really just type 0p8ol8ikm7ujn6yhb5tgv4rfc3edx2wsz1qa into the urban dictionary search bar right now

by Ryan_the_retard August 6, 2022

🎅

Santa Claus!

"Have you been a good boy this year"? 🎅

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

♋

I'm not sure what it means really, but I use this to say 69 a lot because that's what I see in it.

Mom: Hey son, what's 713 - 644?
Fred: HAAA, that's ♋ bro 😆

by Ryan_the_retard October 21, 2022

Quaoar

Quaoar is a minor planet/dwarf planet that was discovered in 2002 and has a small moon named Weywot.

Quaoar is pronounced cwo-ore

by Ryan_the_retard November 12, 2022

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It means to be extremely bored
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I should look up 123qwe456rty7890uiop on urban dictionary

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

Woah-man

When you try to act funny by saying the word woman in a stupid way

Josh: Hey girls! If one of you marry me you'll be a true woah-man!

Girls: Stfu please.

by Ryan_the_retard March 22, 2022