663 definitions by Ryan

dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

Bizznatch is the dick checkout counter!

by Ryan September 7, 2004

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 28, 2004

slipknot

a bunch of douches with no life, and wear masks because they are kunt fucking queers that cant see each other because their belly size will blind them , and their extremely bad drums and 50 million guitarists, are just gay, if u say their good , ur a fucking gay ass queer douche bag

did u see that one bad that was so gay it made deaf people blind, wuts the name , oh yea slipknot

by Ryan April 27, 2004

silverfish

A sleazy man with silver hair.

There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.

by Ryan November 28, 2004

Polygamy

See Utah or Mormons

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists

by Ryan December 1, 2004

supercalafragilisticexpialadocious

That weird word from Marry Poppins that nobody cares about because that movie sucks.

Some supercalafragilisticexpialadocious guy who likes to say crap words from Marry Poppins.

by Ryan July 9, 2004

road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.

"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"

by Ryan December 1, 2004