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Dirty Craig

You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.
I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Kraig when I broke both of my hips.
by Ruthless Greene June 21, 2023
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When a female is on top of another male facing the opposite way bouncing her booty in his face and won’t stop even after he has came.
She did the Dirty Mechelle on me last night and it felt so good.
by Ruthless Greene June 21, 2023
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