Ruth's definitions

tubamaba

Homer Simpson saying Tuba. Also, Saxomophone. But I am not defining that too.

"Tubamaba?" - Homer J Simpson

by Ruth March 31, 2004

Bethan

A lovely long blonde haired gullible idiot. She also tends to go a bit OTT and exagerate what she's feeling. Loveable all the same
Also worries about not getting a moterbike while drunk. Cannot catch rasberry archers in her mouth.
Is not a hippy

"Bethans so silly" *slaps*
"Awww i love bethan"
"Bethan it's quiet time"

by ruth September 19, 2003

oxymoron

A two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other.

Forced democracy
military intelligence
healthy tan
free trade
black gold
peacemaker missile
peace officer
just war
amicable divorce

by Ruth April 14, 2003

Bun

to have sex, get it on, fuck, etc.

After several drinks, Dick and Jane went in the back of the shaggin' wagon to bun.

by Ruth January 10, 2005

bink

1. (noun) the sound made by the imaginary "bink" cap, which is similar to a dunce cap. The bink cap (were it real) would be put on the head of someone after they commit a total buzzkill.

2. (noun) buzzkill

3. (verb) to harsh someone's buzz

Person A: yeah... do you remember that time we got high with lisa and...? (sentimental story follows)

Person B: that was an awesome night... do you remember her brother, tony?

Person A: oh, yeah. he was so much fun! how is that guy? i loved him!

Person B: he got a brain tumor and died a few months ago. it's good he finally passed, he was in so much pain.

Person A: bink, mothafucka!

by Ruth May 13, 2005

Pookster

the opening to a womens vagina, a pussy

a womens vagina

by ruth January 19, 2004