Definitions by Ruth

gumba 

An italian tough guy.

My gumba can kick your sorry ass.

gumba by Ruth November 23, 2004

Repot 

One day, Emma or Charlotte mispelt the word report as repot.
Repot is now the most offensive swear word in the history of humankind.
To use the word without sound you raise your little finger.

"REPOT!1"
"You probably don't know what this means but I am swearing at YOU!"

Repot by Ruth April 21, 2004

tubamaba 

Homer Simpson saying Tuba. Also, Saxomophone. But I am not defining that too.

"Tubamaba?" - Homer J Simpson

tubamaba by Ruth March 31, 2004

Pookster 

the opening to a womens vagina, a pussy

a womens vagina

Pookster by ruth January 19, 2004

Bethan 

A lovely long blonde haired gullible idiot. She also tends to go a bit OTT and exagerate what she's feeling. Loveable all the same
Also worries about not getting a moterbike while drunk. Cannot catch rasberry archers in her mouth.
Is not a hippy

"Bethans so silly" *slaps*
"Awww i love bethan"
"Bethan it's quiet time"

Bethan by ruth September 19, 2003

oxymoron 

A two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other.

Forced democracy
military intelligence
healthy tan
free trade
black gold
peacemaker missile
peace officer
just war
amicable divorce

oxymoron by Ruth April 14, 2003