| 1. | Margarita Dunce Cap | ||
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Whilst drinking margaritas, the first person to get inebriated and show any type of misconduct verbally or otherwise must put their margarita glass over their head and have their photo taken. The first recipient to be shamed by this action was a house cat named Quincy, who was livid about the dunce cap being placed upon his head. He/she is wearing a margarita dunce cap. So and so got dunce capped last night.
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| 2. | Frosted Dunce Cap | ||
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When a party foul occurs during an orgy the party fouler is required to sit in the corner, preferably on a stool facing the wall, with a conical stool (fecal) on their head while the men take turns jizzing on the individual's head. God, allie was such bitch at the orgy last night, she deserved that frosted dunce cap.
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| 3. | lotionman | ||
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Lotionman is what our favorite gargantuan, Strong Mad, calls the King of Town's dunce cap in the Strong Bad email "origins". "...stole the King Of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. Don't ask, it was Strong mad's idea."
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| 4. | cap hog | ||
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In sports (both real and fantasy) a player with a high salary that underachieves or performs below expectations. This player ties up a considerable amount of salary under the salary cap, hence the name cap hog. "Smith is only scoring 3 points a game. We need to get rid of him, he is just a cap hog at this point."
"I need to get Johnson off of my team, he is just a cap hog at this point." |
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| 5. | <3 | ||
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It's not a heart. Any moron could see it's a butt in a dunce cap! "ur such a <3" really means "you're such a stupid ass."
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| 6. | Dunder Cap | ||
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Dunder Cap: n \’d:(n-d;(r\ perh. fr. D dondér thunder + n \kap\ ME cappe, fr. OE cæppe, fr. LL cappa head covering, cloke A contraction of dunce cap (1840) and dunderhead (1625). An idiot, numb skull, blockhead or dunce. One who does not understand the obvious results of a planned action. Ah come on you Dunder Caps! Look at what renovations to the Vinoy hotel did for downtown St. Pete! The concerts, the promotions – at Vinoy Park. Please. If that isn’t an example of how to make money on a historic downtown venue I don’t know what is. Are all of you out of work construction workers?
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| 7. | Fucking stupid | ||
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Participating in intercourse while wearing a dunce-cap After giving Jenna an angry pirate, I put on my dunce cap, and in no time, we were fucking stupid.
Forget the funny bone, I'm fucking stupid sex isn't funny unless you're fucking stupid sam is a sexy beast, he gave his girlfriend an orgasm while they were fucking stupid. My girlfriend thought I was a total boss for fucking stupid. |
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