Elmo

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.
First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.
by rustyshackleford January 03, 2008
mugGet the Elmomug.

global cooling

Something that happened during the 1970's due to humans spewing aerosols into the atmosphere. Once we stopped spewing aerosols into the atmosphere, global cooling stopped, thus proving that human society CAN affect global climate. The concern over global cooling was exaggerated by Newsweek in the 1970's and as a result many conservatives completely distort the issue in order to attack the current scientific consensus on global warming.

That they do this based on a Newsweek article is bizarre considering that most of the time they complain about how the mainstream media distorts the news. Of course, in this instance Newsweek just so happened to NOT be distorting the news for some reason. At least according to many conservatives.
I'm sick and tired of hearing right-wing talk radio show hosts continuing to distort the global cooling of the 1970's.
by rustyshackleford January 04, 2008
mugGet the global coolingmug.

War on Christmas

a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.
According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'.
by rustyshackleford January 04, 2008
mugGet the War on Christmasmug.

corporationey

Tim Robbins: Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporationey... and they make money.
by rustyshackleford January 04, 2008
mugGet the corporationeymug.

dickfor

I don't know what it is. I sure wish someone would tell me.
Could someone please tell me what's a dickfor.
by rustyshackleford January 03, 2008
mugGet the dickformug.

Molesto

a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission
that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack
by rustyshackleford January 03, 2008
mugGet the Molestomug.

Holocaust deniers

people who KNOW that the Holocaust happened but just like to say that it didn't all because they're just anti-semitics assholes
Ever noticed how Holocaust deniers usually also tend to be anti-zionists. It's no coincidence. Holocaust denial is a result of anti-semitism.
by rustyshackleford January 04, 2008
mugGet the Holocaust deniersmug.