RustyShackleford 's definitions

ann coulter

An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!

Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.

by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.

I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.

by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007

global cooling

Something that happened during the 1970's due to humans spewing aerosols into the atmosphere. Once we stopped spewing aerosols into the atmosphere, global cooling stopped, thus proving that human society CAN affect global climate. The concern over global cooling was exaggerated by Newsweek in the 1970's and as a result many conservatives completely distort the issue in order to attack the current scientific consensus on global warming.

That they do this based on a Newsweek article is bizarre considering that most of the time they complain about how the mainstream media distorts the news. Of course, in this instance Newsweek just so happened to NOT be distorting the news for some reason. At least according to many conservatives.

I'm sick and tired of hearing right-wing talk radio show hosts continuing to distort the global cooling of the 1970's.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Molesto

a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission

that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Prussian Blue

Two girls in need of being cured by my man jewce.

I'd like to set Prussian Blue straight on the path of tolerance by having a three-way with them. Yeah, you KNOW you would too.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

csulb

A state school in Long Beach, California with about 30,000 students. No one cares about political issues there because it's a commuter school.

student to laroushie: "Hey, this is CSULB, none of us give a damn what Dick Cheney did."

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008