RustyShackleford 's definitions

John Edward

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007

csulb

A state school in Long Beach, California with about 30,000 students. No one cares about political issues there because it's a commuter school.

student to laroushie: "Hey, this is CSULB, none of us give a damn what Dick Cheney did."

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Sean Penn

a very leftist Hollywood actor

Sean Penn is a huge hypocrite for bashing America for stealing its land from Native Americans but ignores the fact that the movies he's in are made by film companies based in America, filmed on American land and seen by paying American customers in American movie theaters.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

wikipedia

the source of all knowledge

if something doesn't have an article about it on wikipedia then it must not exist

by rustyshackleford September 16, 2007

tuggah'

Russel Crowe's best friend who always follows him around to watch him get into fights

Tuggah' shot himself when he couldn't get away from Russel Crowe singing.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Paris Hilton

Stupid spoiled whore currently stuck up Mr. Slave's ass.

Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008