RustyShackleford 's definitions

Elmo

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.

First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

ann coulter

An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!

Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.

by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

Prussian Blue

Two girls in need of being cured by my man jewce.

I'd like to set Prussian Blue straight on the path of tolerance by having a three-way with them. Yeah, you KNOW you would too.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Holocaust deniers

people who KNOW that the Holocaust happened but just like to say that it didn't all because they're just anti-semitics assholes

Ever noticed how Holocaust deniers usually also tend to be anti-zionists. It's no coincidence. Holocaust denial is a result of anti-semitism.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

csulb

A state school in Long Beach, California with about 30,000 students. No one cares about political issues there because it's a commuter school.

student to laroushie: "Hey, this is CSULB, none of us give a damn what Dick Cheney did."

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008