Three words: Santa's bitches.
Elf 1: Whoa! Check out Mrs. Claus!
Elf 374,045,234.7: Yeah... she gives new meaning to the term "ho ho ho"!
This is the way stupid people spell "blog", which is a web log, which is an online journal, which is a journal that's online. Who started this spelling, you ask? No doubt it was a terrorist trying to stupefy America's youth, so we'll be easy to crush in another twenty years. Most likely the same terrorist that made up "lol".
Steve (the cutter) Anderson: Me go right in me blawgh now! Me gots lots of stuff to tell aboot! Hayuck!
Caveman with a degree in technical engineering: You're an idiot, you know that, right?
Steve: You meanful! Me tell me mommy!
Caveman: (commences to beat Steve with his chrome club)