A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.
"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."
by running out of patience April 08, 2008
A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.
by Running out of patience April 02, 2007
A terrible syndrome that has afflicted many caucasian women. They have some type of unfinished business with their fathers which makes them crave the black man's meat stick. This typically results in the eventual death of the subject. Size really does matter to these overweight, stringy haired sugar mamas. They generally work in Human Resource type jobs.
"Oh my God, Ellen has jungle fever. Did you see her walking bow-legged when that Tyrone guy brought her back from lunch?"
by Running out of patience February 13, 2008
Rosie the riviter was a typical world war II wife that decided to go to work in industry while their husbands were fighting the war. They decided they liked their own paychecks and many kept working. Some decided to burn their bras and become liberated. This made their husands really mad, which is hilarious in retrospect.
Look at Sharon. She really is a rosie-the-riviter wannabee, isn't she? Let's include her in the next layoff.
by running out of patience December 13, 2007
This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.
"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"
by running out of patience May 06, 2008
When a young woman grinds her genitilia into an inanimate object to stimulate herself to orgasm. Known to take hours and cause the subject to become quite sweaty.
"That lazy girl, hasn't left her room in days. Ever since that those darkies moved into the neighborhood all she does is struggle buggle."
by Running out of patience January 13, 2007
These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.
"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."
by running out of patience April 08, 2008