2 definitions by RubySpank

When a person is both a wanker and a knob head.
Joe: Did you see that guy, Alan?

Spence: Yeah, he was a total wank knob...fuckin' Martyn.
by RubySpank December 10, 2006
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opposite of a cock jockey
FUCKING LESBIANS!!!!!!
alan: i like the look of that girl
spencer: u mmprick shes a cunt jockey!!!!!
alan: really?
spencer: yeah and she's fucking fat!!!
by RubySpank December 11, 2006
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