2 definitions by Ru H...

Ruan

A word which descibes someone who hates everyone and everything, especially Muse, Patrick Swayze and Cashew Nuts.

Matt - 'I saw Patrick Swayze recently listening to Muse and noshing on a bag of Cashew Nuts'

Harv 'That bloke is such a Cunt and so are Muse and Cahsew Nuts taste like an unclean gash..!!'

Matt - 'God man, your such a Ruan..!!'

by Ru H... September 21, 2009

nutscoop

Similar to dog ball thrower but modified slightly to allow a third party of your choice cup the scrot.........

Come on Julie, if you wont take my cock up your shit box and let me cum all over your veiny tits, at least nutscoop me...

by Ru H... September 21, 2009