9 definitions by Rpgluvr13
by Rpgluvr13 September 14, 2017
Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?
Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!
Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...
Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!
Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...
Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Rpgluvr13 December 10, 2017
Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.
She also says the following:
Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy
She also says the following:
Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy
I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.
- Kim Kardashian
- Kim Kardashian
by Rpgluvr13 June 26, 2017
When you feel like you really need to pee and can't take it anymore, but then you cum. It feels really intense too. It also doesn't just need to be during sex.
It's 1:30 p.m. and you finished an algebra test. You don't know what to do so behind the scenes you decide to jerk off but decide not to reach the point where you orgasm. So you jerk off a little but too much, then, you feel something coming. You can't control it. You don't wanna tell the teacher, so you try to hold it, but then boom! Your dick feels weird, like something is coming out. It feels sticky. That is when you realized you just organsmed. All you can do now is lay low and hope the cum all on your boxers doesn't show.
by Rpgluvr13 March 3, 2018
Pink Friday, Eminem, 8 Mile
It must hurt to sell your album off PayPal
'Specially when you in the game 15, 20
You was hot when Shaq teamed up with Penny
Man, you was magic!
I mean, look at you now, ho, you just tragic!
You a tragedy, you a parody
Last name Ann, first name Raaaaaaggggedy
These goofy bitches is stupidity personified
Ayo, Wayne, you want it gully, or the Gaza side
It must hurt to sell your album off PayPal
'Specially when you in the game 15, 20
You was hot when Shaq teamed up with Penny
Man, you was magic!
I mean, look at you now, ho, you just tragic!
You a tragedy, you a parody
Last name Ann, first name Raaaaaaggggedy
These goofy bitches is stupidity personified
Ayo, Wayne, you want it gully, or the Gaza side
by Rpgluvr13 July 16, 2017
Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.
*Meanwhile*
Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
by Rpgluvr13 July 9, 2017
To fold the corner of a page, usually a book. The purpose is usually for bookmarking. Dog-earring is one of the worst things you can do when reading because you ruin the paper as a result and anyone else who reads the book will either be confused by your bookmarks or think that the book is in lower condition.
Teacher: I need these books in the same condition as I gave them to you. Please for the love of God DO NOT dog-ear your books! If you need to bookmark, use an actual bookmark.
by Rpgluvr13 February 20, 2022