Roz's definitions

weapon of ass destruction

When two (or more) representatives who talk out of their asses clash. Hopefully it ends up with a re-election, but this may not always happen.

He maintained that they had weapons of ass destruction .

by Roz February 15, 2004

Snrangbiscotti

Delectable little biscotti made with love and snrang (But mostly snrang.). They're generally eaten during the season of Snrangmus, the celebration of the Patron Saint of Gorillaz Unofficial, Saint Snrangmus. Snrangbiscotti is the sexy cousin to snrangbiscuits.

"That sodding pizza bloke ate all the snrangbiscotti! That bastard! We're not paying him."

by Roz April 1, 2005

wilso

A wilso is something/somebody in which you can trail about in a wheelbarrow up and down with you at anytime. In the context of a person a wilso could be classed as a carin',lovin' companion and as a thing it can be classed as a useful&knowledgable piece of equipment.

"Hi there have you seen my wilso"
"Hi i know we've only just met but do you have a wilso?"

by roz June 19, 2005

flump

To spread yourself out and not bother to move again at a sleepover on the floor with desired bedding. Flumping is best performed in a sleeping bag against another body in a sleeping bag and a second body flumping on a sofa with a quilt.

Boz flumped against Roz and Sauron.
'Stop flumping on me - I can't feel my leg!'

by Roz February 15, 2004

CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

by roz March 9, 2005