553 definitions by Rotten Turkey
by Rotten Turkey March 21, 2023
A British-Lebanese singer best known for his singles, Grace Kelly, Lollipop, We Are Golden and Popular Song ft Ariana Grande. He is extremely talented and can reach high notes, but then homophobic idiots say that's down to him being gay and funnily enough, it is only the homophobes who criticize him while the rest of us enjoy him and they miss out due to their destructive biases. Hell, MIKA even pitched his voice to sound like Freddie Mercury In Grace Kelly as he "tried a littpe Freddie".
I swear MIKA is Freddie Mercury's long lost son and also, did you know MIKA is multilingual as can communicate in English, Arabic, French, Spanish, and Italian.
by Rotten Turkey October 25, 2022
A condition where you can't stop shitting yourself.
Symptoms include:
•Shitting your drawers
•Shitting out brown or green water
• A burning asshole
• Stomach Pain
Causes:
•Taco Bell
•Salmonella
•E-Coli
•Undercooked takeout
Treatment:
•Immodium
•Drinking water to keep hydrated
• BRAT Diet: Bread, Rice, Apples and toast as they are bland foods which wont aggravate the digestive system.
•Not eating Taco Bell
Symptoms include:
•Shitting your drawers
•Shitting out brown or green water
• A burning asshole
• Stomach Pain
Causes:
•Taco Bell
•Salmonella
•E-Coli
•Undercooked takeout
Treatment:
•Immodium
•Drinking water to keep hydrated
• BRAT Diet: Bread, Rice, Apples and toast as they are bland foods which wont aggravate the digestive system.
•Not eating Taco Bell
by Rotten Turkey October 27, 2022
A Green Day album with amazing songs such as Dominated Love Slave by Tre Cool and Christie Road. The reason the name was given is because Kerplunk is the sound a dookie makes when it lands in the toilet.
Kerplunk! 💩
by Rotten Turkey May 13, 2022
I see trees of green
Red roses too
I see them bloom
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
I see skies of blue
And clouds of white
The bright blessed day
The dark sacred night
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow
So pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces
Of people going by
I see friends shaking hands
Saying, "How do you do?"
They're really saying
"I love you"
I hear babies cry
I watch them grow
They'll learn much more
Than I'll never know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Oh yeaaahhhhhhhh
Red roses too
I see them bloom
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
I see skies of blue
And clouds of white
The bright blessed day
The dark sacred night
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow
So pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces
Of people going by
I see friends shaking hands
Saying, "How do you do?"
They're really saying
"I love you"
I hear babies cry
I watch them grow
They'll learn much more
Than I'll never know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Oh yeaaahhhhhhhh
by Rotten Turkey July 6, 2021
A very unique band. They can range from Metalcore to rap rock within the blink of an eye. Also, Jacky Vincent is a mean guitarist!
by Rotten Turkey June 17, 2023
Seriously?! Am I the only one who thinks this band sucks donkey balls? If y'all wanna listen to real punk, listen to Ramones, Sex Pistols, and Green Day. Not some wannabe faggy punk rockers who make pop music.
Panic! At The Disco is the worst band in existence. They're so bad that even a horse's rectum would commit suicide if it listened to them.
by Rotten Turkey March 9, 2023