93 definitions by Ross

recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.
I got a chumbley before class.
by Ross October 8, 2003
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Shortened version of "respect." Can be used to say something is cool, or as a general agreement.
"I just shagged your mum."
"'Spect, dude. Well done, she's well frigid."

"Are you coming to the pub?"
"'Spect to that" (Yes I am)
by Ross October 14, 2003
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bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.
My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.

The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.

I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.

The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.
by Ross April 2, 2007
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"Sorry you are not a resident of the USA, therefore you cannot benefit from the great services Napster can give" - The message I got after waiting 2 fucking hours trying to download this shit
by Ross May 8, 2004
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One who inserts his penis into another (mans) anus repeatedly, with a large degree of force.
Wow, look how damaged jakes asshole is! I'll bet his potty slammer of a boyfriend pummeled his poo chute hard!!
by Ross September 13, 2004
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A 12 inch piece of vinyl.

The records club DJs usually play.
I got some dope new 12"s to play at the club tonight
by Ross March 15, 2004
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