Ron Palmer's definitions

sesame street

In Poker, a straight consisting of Ace-two-three-four-five.

This obviously comes from the TV Show Sesame Street, which helps preschoolers learn to count.

You've got two pair, but I've got Sesame Street.

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Ripper and Tripper

(n) In Poker, a pair of jacks.


Named after two famous Jacks... Jack the Ripper and Jack Tripper from "Three's Company"

You've got a pair of tens, but I've got Ripper and Tripper

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Rumpus Von Buttocks

(n) The fleshy part of the human body that you sit on. Also known as "butt" "rear end," or simply "buttocks."

I've got to get off my Rumpus Von Buttocks and go mow the yard.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

Double Chuck

(n) In Poker, having a four-of-a-kind made up of all twos.

See: Chuck

You've got a Full House, but I've got Double-Chuck

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Dabneys and Dollys

(n) In poker, having a hand that consists of at least two nines and two fives. This can either be a pair of nines and fives, or a Full House made up of nines and fives.

From the movie "Nine to Five" starring Dabney Coleman and Dolly Parton

"Your flush doesn't beat my Full House of Dabneys and Dollys!"

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

wabash

a large, disorderly fight, similar to old-style gang fights of the mid-19th century.

If we don't get this crowd under control, we'll have a good old fashioned wabash on our hands.

by Ron Palmer June 19, 2008

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005