Roithamer's definitions

Building my cone

Euphemism for onanism, typically offered by isolated novelists.

Yo, when I talked to that dyspeptic, sesquipedalian writer dude T-Bag Slim about all those crumpled tissues next to his typewriter when his book was five months late, he brushed me off by saying, "I'm building my cone."

by Roithamer December 2, 2010