13 definitions by Roger DeCoster

Top Definition
A condition where the second toe on a person's foot is longer than the big toe.
"Sharon has trouble wearing Birkenstocks because of her celtic toe."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.
"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
A large-diamater loud exhaust pipe or muffler attached to a tricked out Japanese car that typically scrapes across the ground and makes a car irritatingly loud. See also fart pipe
I saw a couple Inegra's with Folgers Cans racing over to the Bento shop.
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.
"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.
"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.
"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

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