Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.
by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023
Get the Ambidextrous Jerk Offmug. The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.
Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.
Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
by Roger's Not Here January 02, 2023
Get the Crab Coochiemug. When you intend something to be "Boujee," but instead you invite your friends from Arkansas who just want Cheez-Its, Vanilla Wafers, Captain Crunch Cereal, Corn Nuts, and Miller Lite. It's Boujee with a twist of White Trash.
I invited my friends to Napa Valley for wine tasting, elegant cuisine, and romantic sunsets, but all they wanted to do was stop at the gas station and get Cheez-Its. At that moment, Boujee turned Boujay.
by Roger's Not Here July 17, 2023
Get the boujaymug.