Rodney Basil's definitions

scream name

Mistaken pronunciation of "screen name" by one Marzipan of Homestarrunner.com fame.

Well, I don't know what a scream name is, so there you go.

by Rodney Basil October 25, 2003

Baddest

Toughest, coolest.

Always used complimentary, unless used by someone who has poor grammar and does not know that the superlative form of "bad" is "worst".

Ironically, "baddest" and "worst" are complete opposites, despite the fact that at first glance, they appear to be synonyms.

Don't mess with Harold, he's the baddest one here!

by Rodney Basil July 10, 2004

Teenagers

Human beings who are unsure whether they are adolescents or adults.

Teenagers annoy me despite the fact that I am one.

by Rodney Basil August 19, 2004

Cherrytops

Police. Cops.

It is never used in a good way; It is almost always used by gangsters who hear/see the police coming to break up their illegal activity.

"Let's beat it, here come the cherrytops!"

by Rodney Basil May 5, 2004

Dr. Scholls

Maker of shoe insoles that will cause you to become "Gellin' like a felon".

There's no tellin' how much I'm gellin'.

Hey Helen! You gellin'?

I'm gellin' like a felon! Want some melon?

I'm like Magellan I'm so gellin'.

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

A Jillion

Not a real unit of measure. Often used to exaggerate.

I had to write, like, a jillion-page essay! Due tomorrow!

by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004

Fastball

Fastest pitch in baseball. There are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.

Got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.

by Rodney Basil October 3, 2003