Rodney Basil's definitions

Bonzi

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

Teenagers

Human beings who are unsure whether they are adolescents or adults.

Teenagers annoy me despite the fact that I am one.

by Rodney Basil August 19, 2004

dare

To challenge. Can be countered with a double-dare or the infamous triple-dog-dare.

I dare you to go two weeks without deodorant.

by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

Baddest

Toughest, coolest.

Always used complimentary, unless used by someone who has poor grammar and does not know that the superlative form of "bad" is "worst".

Ironically, "baddest" and "worst" are complete opposites, despite the fact that at first glance, they appear to be synonyms.

Don't mess with Harold, he's the baddest one here!

by Rodney Basil July 10, 2004

Golden State

Nickname for California.

The Golden State has the highest population of any state.

by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

Rat Fink

Tattletale, stool pigeon, squealer, snitch, double-crosser, weasel.

That rat fink Lenny sold me out to Tommy G!

by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

NeverNever Land

An imaginary place where children go when they don't want to grow up.

Not to be confused with NeverLand, which is located at Michael Jackson's place.

Wendy went to NeverNever Land and din't have to pay taxes.

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004