Rodney Basil's definitions

Good-Bye

A term used upon leaving.

Goodbye, UrbanDictionary.

by Rodney Basil September 12, 2004

NeverNever Land

An imaginary place where children go when they don't want to grow up.

Not to be confused with NeverLand, which is located at Michael Jackson's place.

Wendy went to NeverNever Land and din't have to pay taxes.

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

Abstract Art

Art with no defined meaning. Its purpose is to let the viewer interpret its meaning for him/herself. More often than not, abstract art is a collection of meaningless shapes and colors thrown onto a canvas. The intellectual art community, however, looks at this and calls the author a genius, promptly shelling out tons of money to buy a mess that could have been accidentally created by a two year old.

If you can't draw or paint but still want to earn millions of dollars as an artist, don't worry: Abstract art is for you!

by Rodney Basil August 21, 2004

Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004

Fun

Creating enjoyment and excitement all at once.

Baseball is fun, even if you are awful at it.

Quoting SpongeBob on UrbanDictionary.com is not fun. Those who do it should stop.

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

Bonzi

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

emtarkanderundersgunderson

A name that overlooks the also great names of "Embrodak" and "Emerson". Come on guys, those names were hilarious too.

Em? What's that supposed to stand for?
Embrodak?
Emerson?
Emtarkanderundersgunderson?

by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003