Rodney Basil's definitions

Abstract Art

Art with no defined meaning. Its purpose is to let the viewer interpret its meaning for him/herself. More often than not, abstract art is a collection of meaningless shapes and colors thrown onto a canvas. The intellectual art community, however, looks at this and calls the author a genius, promptly shelling out tons of money to buy a mess that could have been accidentally created by a two year old.

If you can't draw or paint but still want to earn millions of dollars as an artist, don't worry: Abstract art is for you!

by Rodney Basil August 21, 2004

Rat Fink

Tattletale, stool pigeon, squealer, snitch, double-crosser, weasel.

That rat fink Lenny sold me out to Tommy G!

by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

Kinda

Shortened form of "kind of". Doesn't sound incredibly annoying when spoken, but personifies good, old-fashioned unsophistication when written.

Sean: Goin' to the movies tonight?

Ron: Nah. I'm kinda tired.

by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

Albatross

Three strokes under par in one golf hole.

You cannot get an albatross on a par-3 hole.

by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

Forgery

Document or text made to look as if it was signed/acknowledged by someone else.

The check was obviously a forgery, so I shoved it into the offender's mouth.

by Rodney Basil September 2, 2004

Like a Scalded Dog

Quickly and in fear.

When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.

by Rodney Basil September 8, 2004

Good-Bye

A term used upon leaving.

Goodbye, UrbanDictionary.

by Rodney Basil September 12, 2004