Rodney Basil's definitions

Simpsons Talker

One who believes they know about politics solely on the basis that they watch The Simpsons. However, when goaded into as discussion on politics, all they can usually do is recite quotes or jokes from The Simpsons.

The Simpsons Talker tried to convince me that Castro was a thief by citing the trillion-dollar bill episode, in which Castro stole a trillion-dollar bill from Mr. Burns.

by Rodney Basil April 21, 2004

Surrender 101

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.

Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?

by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004

hood

Attatched to sweatshirts...Often pulled over the head when the weather is cold or rainy.

Put your hood on, Little Timmy, it's cold outside.

by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003

Texaco

One of the best gas stations around. Provide quick service with a pretty low cost. Best selection of candy available.

R: It's too bad that the Texaco near me got turned into a Shell.

B: Yeah, that's too bad. It's also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.

by Rodney Basil May 31, 2004

Jealousity

This is, of course, not a real word. The real word is envy.

I said "Jealousity" one too many times in English class and was booted from said class for a week.

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004

Bad Mother

A threatening person known for breaking the rules and not thinking twice about it.

That dude is one bad mother!

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

Da Meat

Hot, Good-looking.

She's da meat.

by Rodney Basil May 15, 2004