5 definitions by Rockerton

Empowerment Eiffel tower

A sexual act involving one Male and two females, wherein the two females wear strap-ons, penetrating the Male via the anus and mouth. The tower is completed when the female participants touch hands, palm to palm, high in the air, making the Male the 'bridge'between them.

I never thought I'd be the bridge in an empowerment Eiffel Tower, but I can't wait to fo out again.

by Rockerton January 2, 2021

Sloppy Hotpocket

A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.

I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.

by Rockerton June 20, 2018

Memestalgia

The reminiscing and or longing for meme formats long gone

This video gives me memestalgia for the shooting star memes.

by Rockerton June 16, 2019

Temple fucked

Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.

For the hundredth time Brittany told me about how cute her kids were, and it got me temple fucked.

by Rockerton November 29, 2021

Politiclexia

The inability to discern between one political party or another due to the illusion of choice.

I couldn't vote for red because they shared the values of blue, and my politiclexia kicked in.

by Rockerton June 2, 2021