4 definitions by Roboscruffy
"Pullin' a Powell" is a slang term used to describe the act of twisting one's testicles, often resulting in testicular torsion, a medical emergency that occurs when a testicle rotates, twisting the spermatic cord that supplies blood to the scrotum.
Legend has it that the term originated from a guy named Powell, who apparently had the unfortunate luck of experiencing testicular torsion a whopping 144 times.
Now, we're not entirely sure if this story is true or just an urban legend, but one thing is for sure - the term "Pullin' a Powell" has caught on in certain circles. It's become a shorthand way to describe that excruciating moment when your testicles take a wrong turn and end up twisted like a pretzel.
Symptoms of testicular torsion usually develop suddenly and can include:
Severe pain in the scrotum
Swelling of the scrotum
Nausea and vomiting
Abdominal pain
Testicle that is higher than usual or in an abnormal position
Pain in the lower abdomen or groin
Legend has it that the term originated from a guy named Powell, who apparently had the unfortunate luck of experiencing testicular torsion a whopping 144 times.
Now, we're not entirely sure if this story is true or just an urban legend, but one thing is for sure - the term "Pullin' a Powell" has caught on in certain circles. It's become a shorthand way to describe that excruciating moment when your testicles take a wrong turn and end up twisted like a pretzel.
Symptoms of testicular torsion usually develop suddenly and can include:
Severe pain in the scrotum
Swelling of the scrotum
Nausea and vomiting
Abdominal pain
Testicle that is higher than usual or in an abnormal position
Pain in the lower abdomen or groin
Imagine you're playing a game of basketball with your friends. You go up for a layup, but as you come down, you accidentally land on your own foot and twist your ankle. You collapse to the ground in pain, clutching your foot.
Your friend comes over to check on you. "Dude, are you okay?" he asks.
You grimace and shake your head. "No man, I think I just sprained my ankle."
"Ouch, that sucks," your friend says sympathetically. "But at least you're not Pullin' a Powell."
You give him a confused look. "Pullin' a Powell? What's that?"
"Ha, you know, when you twist your balls. Like that guy Powell who supposedly did it 144 times."
You can't help but laugh, even though you're still in pain. "Oh man, I don't think I could handle that. I'll stick to sprained ankles, thanks."
Your friend chuckles. "Yeah, probably a good call. But seriously, you should ice that ankle and elevate it. And if it doesn't get better, go see a doctor."
You nod in agreement. "Thanks man, I appreciate it."
And with that, you limp off the court, grateful that you're not Pullin' a Powell.
Your friend comes over to check on you. "Dude, are you okay?" he asks.
You grimace and shake your head. "No man, I think I just sprained my ankle."
"Ouch, that sucks," your friend says sympathetically. "But at least you're not Pullin' a Powell."
You give him a confused look. "Pullin' a Powell? What's that?"
"Ha, you know, when you twist your balls. Like that guy Powell who supposedly did it 144 times."
You can't help but laugh, even though you're still in pain. "Oh man, I don't think I could handle that. I'll stick to sprained ankles, thanks."
Your friend chuckles. "Yeah, probably a good call. But seriously, you should ice that ankle and elevate it. And if it doesn't get better, go see a doctor."
You nod in agreement. "Thanks man, I appreciate it."
And with that, you limp off the court, grateful that you're not Pullin' a Powell.
by Roboscruffy May 15, 2023
Essentially its when you twist your bollocks.
The term "Pulling a Powell" derives from a man who once underwent testicular torsion 144 times.
Weather the story is true on not is not clear.
However its quite frequently used in niche corners of the world.
The term "Pulling a Powell" derives from a man who once underwent testicular torsion 144 times.
Weather the story is true on not is not clear.
However its quite frequently used in niche corners of the world.
guy 1 "omg I've just Pulled a Powell"
guy 2 "wait have you just been caught Pullin' a Powell?"
guy 1 "yes. yes I have.
guy 2 "wait have you just been caught Pullin' a Powell?"
guy 1 "yes. yes I have.
by Roboscruffy May 13, 2023
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Think of the man, that is joseph.
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I want joseph Greenall. Give the people what they want.
Joe is a funny and quirky guy who will always be funny and quirky.
Two words to describe joseph = wacky and zany
He is like Adam Sandler, but funnier and ginger .
What Shakespeare is to drama, Joseph Greenall is to the ginger community.
Joe is a genuinely down to earth, nice guy.
If you want quality friendship. come on down to joseph Greenall enterprises. where for next 2 months, were offering 25% off ALL JOSEPH GREENALL FRIENDSHIPS
"I want the world to think I'm an angel" - joseph Greenall
"thank you" - joseph Greenall
"hahahahhahahahah" joseph Greenall
"is that it" - joseph Greenall
"stop writing about me now" - joseph Greenall
"now, dont forget the now" - joseph Greenall
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by Roboscruffy April 21, 2023
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by Roboscruffy May 13, 2023