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Also known as: Gay Titties

Noun: It's when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, doing something wrong, pretending to be something you're not, lying and/or not doing a good job of defending your case, often makes excuses or just being lame in general.
Tom: Hey Bob, when you went to the bathroom did you remember to lift up the seat, because when I sat down on the toilet... my ass got wet.

Bob: (Guilty look on his face)... um uh, no... no that wasn't me.

Tom : You sure? I won't be mad if you did. After all, you are my only roommate.

Bob: I just told you , I didn't do it!!

Tom: Dude: You got some Gay Tits.
by Robo-coochie23 July 8, 2020
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It's when you cock slap your partner, or get slapped in the face by someone's penis.
Before she gave me a blowjob I gave her a blowjab
by Robo-coochie23 July 8, 2020
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