Roblox OOOF noise guy's definitions

Cuttin' Muffins

Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.

Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...

by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022

Skeet

1. A clay pigeon used for target shooting with shotguns, "shooting skeet". The small disc-shaped puck or skeet is ejected from a device that propels the skeet in an arc perpendicular from the shooter in a large arc. The clay pigeon or skeet then tends to curve across the shooters viewpoint and moves slightly away from shooters position.

2. (humorous) A term for male ejaculation, used as a verb typically, but also as an expression to denote one is currently "skeeting". Popularized by the Lil Jon and Ying Yang Twins song "Get Low" coincidentally, this song also used the term "Gyat" years before it became popular.

1. Dad and I went out to shoot skeet, took the new Mossberg, it shoots really nice.

2. Bruh, her ass was so fine, I couldn't help it, I skeeted all over the place. I'm all like "dayum gurl! Aaaaah skeet skeet skeet!!"

by Roblox OOOF noise guy November 7, 2024

Gaybaby

gaybaby is a slang for a prolonged awkward silence in conversation. It originally was from a pop culture reference that during every awkward silence a gay baby was born. (Adapted from "Its a wonderful life" pop culture reference "teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings"). Because of this, kids in the 90s and early 00s would race to be the first to exclaim "GAYBABY!" during an awkward silence. Bonus points awarded if it was done in class after an especially awkward silence that follows the teacher scolding a classmate.

Guy #1 "So did you hear Christa is preggers!?"
Guy #2 "Wait... the same Christa I slept with at the party!?"
.....
Guy #3 "GAYBABY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Roblox OOOF noise guy February 17, 2022

naythiest

A highly needy person who claims to be an athiest but is really just angry at the Catholic church. So to fulfill their unending need for attention, they spread blasphemy or anti-God propaganda in their Twitter or FB page to incite arguments with religious folks. Basically, they cherish all the self-fellating, closed minded, dogmatic, agenda pushing aspects of religion, just replacing God with "Multiverse". (an equally unobservable, unverified, magically giant thing that can create something out of nothingness)

Dont let his offensive memes or rants upset you, Brenda, he is just an angry Naythiest looking for attention.

by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 22, 2015

Whacker

A poser who uses affiliation with a fire or EMS dept to try to seem cool. Usually a young inexperienced member of a volunteer fire or EMS service who has the lowest possible position (volunteer truck washer) in the department, hangs out at the station house because he has no life, and is usually fat and has 5 chins, or is mentally slow, has no women, and lives with three dogs that pee inside his house, but somehow this same dude has $8,500 worth of emergency lights and bullshit on his car, installs a siren to replace his car horn, wears the same "FDNY: 9-11/never forget" baseball cap and "thin blue line" shirt EVERY DAY, and carries a huge scanner radio in his coat pocket. The Whacker will use said radio to listen for emergency dispatch calls just so he can use his lights and siren to respond to the scene at 90MPH, almost causing 20 accidents on the way, just to direct traffic with a glow-baton while REAL first responders do the grown-up rescue and firefighting work... A whacker tells everyone else he knows that he is Assistant Chief of the whole department even though no one believes him.

Dude, what the hell? Why did Jimmy put a full bar of red emergency lights, a 8 foot CB antenna, and a fucking siren on his '92 Cavalier?
Oh my God, what a fucking Whacker!

by Roblox OOOF noise guy January 19, 2021

Piece of Strange

1. Sex with a new girl or previously unknown (to you) woman
2. Sex outside of your relationship or marriage

1. We were downtown at the strip district last Friday, drinking, raising hell, and lookin for a piece of strange.

2. Hey man, you know, I love my wife but every so often I could go for a piece of strange.

by Roblox OOOF noise guy October 6, 2022

Peachmeat

A vulgar slang for the female vulva (outer genitals) which can at times, reseble a peach through yoga pants, swimsuits, or tight shorts. Similar in usage to "camel-toe" , "moose knuckle" or "clam"....

Damn Kayla! Those stretchy pants tight enough for you? Everyone can clearly see all that peachmeat you got goin on down there.

by Roblox OOOF noise guy June 6, 2024