The practice of adding meaningless buzzwords and wrong definitions to the dictionary simply because some people are too stupid to learn the right ones. This is primarily done by Webster's Dictionary; if you want to be absolutely sure you have the right definition, consult the Oxford English Dictionary instead.
Gas pump guy: See, the way I see it, this job was done by one o' them fromochidal maniacs, and they won't catch 'im until he kills again.
Customer: I see...well, I'll be on my way now. I'll keep an eye out for one of those--what did you call 'em again?"
GSG: A fromochidal maniac.
Customer: Right, see ya.
GSG: (aside) ...is that right? I should check my dictionotomy.
A person who thinks Apple is the creme de la creme when it comes to computers, software, and personal electronics. Most do not, in fact, know anything about any of those, but will nonetheless insist that Apple products are always superior with the fervor of a Fundamentalist protesting a pride parade.
OP: Why should I care about the iPad, exactly? It has much lower specs than tablet PCs in the same price range, it can't be used for gaming or drawing, and it's just a big iPhone minus the ability to take pictures or make calls.
First: Inb4 Applecores.
Second: OP is an idiot. The iPad is the most amazing thing ever...(tl;dr)