2 definitions by Robert Worden

Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.

I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

by Robert Worden February 11, 2018

Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden February 11, 2018