Definitions by Rob Vann

Chris Brown her 

1. Beating up your girlfriend after you found out she gave you herpes.

2. Severely beating someone up.

I had to Chris Brown her after I went to the doctors office.

Chris Brown her by Rob Vann February 10, 2009

Shaun Alexander'd 

To sign a large and lucrative contract after a career year only to be completely worthless and failing to show any sign of the ability previously displayed after signing said contract.

Hopefully the Seahawks don't get Shaun Alexander'd again, that would suck.

Shaun Alexander'd by Rob Vann February 10, 2009