1 definition by Rob's A Ginger Cunt

Swain

(1)
A non gender specific term used to describe Someone who is unsure of their facts and is often confused by the simplest of tasks.

(2)
To swain is to falcify a story to try and make an event in your life seem more interesting.

"Antony's just come up to me and he says he got with three birds last night, he's a right swain."

by Rob's A Ginger Cunt February 28, 2009