1 definition by Roastmaster996
A person who obtains the following traits:
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.
2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.
3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.
4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.
5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.
6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.
2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.
3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.
4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.
5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.
6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.
by Roastmaster996 November 26, 2017