7 definitions by Roadside Jesus

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The hairstyle of a man who has a bald spot, but still has long hair.
My friend, I know you want to rock, but the shuttlecock does not help. The long hair with the bald spot is like the see-saw shared by the obese man and the anorexic. It is unbalanced my friend, and not a very fun ride.
by Roadside Jesus April 07, 2008

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The shortening of common sayings by using the first letter of each word, and then presenting the letters in its abbreviated form. It is frequently used in the emails, the text messages, and/or references to the rockin' bands.
I can't wait to listen to the BTO (Bachman Turner Overdrive). The TCB (Takin' Care of Business) is one of my favorite songs of all the time. If you disagree, I will LOL, my friend. DYCTDOM? (Do you catch this drift of mine?) If not, my use of the acronymous slang might be confusing you. In that case, MAMF (My apologies, my fried).
by Roadside Jesus February 22, 2008

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1. The phoneticizing of a drum fill in awesome songs. Specifically a drum fill that include the rack toms, the floor tom, the bass drum, and the crash cymbal.

2. An exclamation to yell at your desk when sitting in the cubicle during the data entry. More suited for full time employees than the temps.
1. "We Don't Need Another Hero. Digga Douche! We Don't Need to Know the Way Home. Digga Douche! All We Want is Life Beyond the Thunderdome."

2. Import, export, faxes, low pay, boring, boring, boring, DIGGA DOUCHE!
by Roadside Jesus February 25, 2008

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The state of ease a man achieves when he finds his go-to jacket, the jacket that he feels cool wearing, the jacket he wears everyday. It is obtained once the good friends, the aquaintances, and the opposite sex have at one point it time mentioned in passing, "Hey man, nice jacket."
My friend, Raymundo's quest for Fonzification finally ended when he found the red Michael Jackson Beat It Jacket at the flea market.
by Roadside Jesus February 25, 2008

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A word used to describe the male genitalia.
My friend, below the waist and between the thighs hangs the padongdong.
by Roadside Jesus February 26, 2008

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Driving while crying. Typically a solo activity, it often is the result of the failed relationships. Usually uncomfortable for other drivers to witness.
Sometimes I end up cryving the entire ride home if the Love Hurts by the Nazareth comes on the radio.
by Roadside Jesus July 12, 2010

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The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.
My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.
by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009

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