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In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!
by Rionox March 3, 2023
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When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.
Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed
by Rionox January 24, 2023
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When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
by Rionox January 7, 2023
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When a vagina tightly wraps around, covers and squeezes a penis firmly, as the penis cums
Oh my god, my girl gave me a Firm Squirter yesterday, it was amazing
by Rionox December 24, 2022
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When a homeless man or women accumulates shit in a dumpster after many years, then light it on fire and cause a mass shit-smelling aura to spread everywhere and cause everyone to vomit and die.
That one guy on the street did a New Jersey Dumpster yesterday, we had to evacuate. God damn you Jake!
by Rionox December 9, 2022
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A term to describe a futanari character with a 15-inch cock
Jamie got a Futa Fifteen
by Rionox February 24, 2023
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