HornrtDisc

An elevator that makes an obnoxiois thomping or clunking sound like a rollercoaster brake right before it begins moving or right before or after the doors open to signify that the brakes are working properly.

My frirnd rode the HornrtDisc at school today.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 22, 2018

FTTCL

Flies through the ceiling laughing

I FTTCL when I saw my friend fry a wasp with his sunglasses

by Rill GiktokExcelticus October 03, 2017

Elevator Speedtracking

When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.

I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 01, 2019

Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong

The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017

Exodus Wagon

A Subaru Outback

Were taking the Exodus Wagon to school!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 16, 2022

lapotp

A laptop computer which does not work to your specified needs or otherwise crashes often

I was typing some work on my lapotp and it froze right in the middle of my document.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 20, 2017

Fire alarm

A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building

The fire alarm went off!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 23, 2018