Jastin

one who houses evil rat cretaures in imense out-of-date blonde mullet and goes out with bessie the cow-like gold-digger bcuz he cent get ne1 else. and PAYS ATTENTION IN CLASS. *-shuns-*

...Jastin. (mustard)

by Riffin June 10, 2006

Riffin

a.k.a, Riffin Rowell. Rockinest bitch ever to pick up a guitar. Bow down to the Riffin.

"Man, I wish I could be The Riffin One."

by Riffin October 03, 2003

Marklar

Here on Marklar, we use the word Marklar to describe any perosn place of thing.

Stan: But doesn't that get confusing?

Marklar: Oh, no, its quite simple. Hey, Marklar!

Marklar: Yes?

by Riffin October 03, 2003

Turtle

Almost the Riffin, but not quite.

"Your'e not Riffin, but yehr Turtle"

by Riffin October 03, 2003

Antny

doode. antny. i want him. hes HAWT. and he rocks. so shna. there yehz haff it. antny. (didnt scheenk riffin could want ne1 didja now?)

me fahter seys yehr steupid.

by Riffin November 19, 2003

Jordie

A cyoote little crack-head that smiles like a retard but hesh still cyoote. Prolly hash a gf irl but who cares. ^^

"Misha and Riffin are both obsessed with Jordie but neither of them are getting him."

by Riffin October 03, 2003