Definitions by RickyDash

secretarial condom 

The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.

She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.

secretarial condom by RickyDash March 13, 2018

Flamingo turd 

Chewed up and spit out bubble gum on the pavement.

I stepped in a flamingo turd while walking back to my car.

Flamingo turd by RickyDash September 24, 2009

johnference 

Placing or accepting a cell phone call in a public restroom stall.

Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."

johnference by RickyDash September 22, 2009