Flamingo turd

Chewed up and spit out bubble gum on the pavement.

I stepped in a flamingo turd while walking back to my car.

by RickyDash September 24, 2009

johnference

Placing or accepting a cell phone call in a public restroom stall.

Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."

by RickyDash September 22, 2009

secretarial condom

The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.

She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.

by RickyDash March 13, 2018