5 definitions by Ricky Man Bobby
A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.
"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
A Campfire Fucker can be referred to someone who has the audacity to fuck a campfire. If you ever see a Campfire Fucker, make sure to run because you may be next.
"Hey Joe, come over here and make some s'mores with me!"
"Alright sure thing, we definitely got to look out for Campfire Fuckers though, we do not wanna end up like Larry!"
"Alright sure thing, we definitely got to look out for Campfire Fuckers though, we do not wanna end up like Larry!"
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
A Barbecue Dad is a generic father figure who cooks all the food at a cookout such as hamburgers and hotdogs (while drinking beer). The roles of Barbecue Dad include referring to the younger attendees as, "Big Guy", "Champ", "Chief", and "Sport". Barbecue Dads talk about Dad things such as, lawnmowers, building your own deck, Sunday Night Football, and his glory days.
"Hey Jimmy, I wanna have a cookout next weekend, but my dad is gonna be out of town."
"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."
"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
When you are hittin' it from the back and you don't want to cum on her back, so you go to the fridge, grab jello, and throw it on her back.
"Hey Jackson, did you end up getting with Samantha last night?"
"Yeah, but I didn't want to finish...so...."
"No way man... did you?"
"Yep, i did the unthinkable... I Jello Back'd her."
"Yeah, but I didn't want to finish...so...."
"No way man... did you?"
"Yep, i did the unthinkable... I Jello Back'd her."
by Ricky Man Bobby June 21, 2017
A Milk Jug Bomber is that pesky gallon of milk that is halfway off the shelf, waiting for its next victim. Once the fridge is opened, a Milk Jug Bomber proceeds to fall off the shelf, exploding all over your floor.
"Hey Micah, we should totally set up Payton, and put the milk gallon halfway off the shelf in the fridge."
"Damn bruh, that's a good idea. That is a Milk Jug Bomber waiting to happen."
"Damn bruh, that's a good idea. That is a Milk Jug Bomber waiting to happen."
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017