3 definitions by RickSaltsman82

Dewey County Deputy

A cop (usually of smaller stature) that is untrustworthy and flaky. Thinks that since he’s a cop, people will be scared of him and not test his authority. Does not train for his job but instead, posts pictures on Facebook in uniform (to let the ladies know he’s a cop)

Man, that dude sure runs his mouth a lot!
He’s a Dewey County Deputy, what do you expect?

by RickSaltsman82 December 13, 2022

Fuzz Chach

A lazy police officer. Usually drives up and down the main streets of his jurisdiction so everyone knows he’s a cop. Will not engage in any trainings. No matter what kind of call he goes to, he will always call for back up. Usually will also be a volunteer firefighter. Always avoids confrontation and calls everyone “bud.”

“Slow down bro there’s a cop”

“Nah that guys a fuzz chach, we’re good.”

by RickSaltsman82 April 13, 2022

Going Grizzly

A proposition where two gay men meet up to fist fight. The victor shall be awarded dominant stance during the act of intercourse. The winner shall be named “The Grizzly”

“I wanna be on top!”

“No we’re going grizzly to see who’ll be in charge tonight!”

by RickSaltsman82 January 15, 2023