Richter Ass's definitions

chexpert

A person who spends money in leu of actual experience or skill, involving an activity, sport or lifestyle. The guy who buys all the latest ski gear, but can’t get off the bunny hill. The self proclaimed “biker”, who had all the latest gadgets, but has no real riding experience.

Check out that chexpert golfer, with his new clothes, clubs and custom cart, he's still 8 over par!

by Richter Ass June 22, 2024

Assholeciation

To be associated with someone who’s such an asshole, that you are viewed as an asshole as well.

Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!

by Richter Ass March 6, 2020

spare cunt

A womans ass hole. Or man's in jail terms. Can also apply to a womans mouth when all other holes are exhausted.

I fucked Kellie's snatch till it was totally raw last night, so I had to hammer it up her spare cunt this morning.

or

Her spare cunt was blown out after last night too, so I fucked the spare cunt on her face.

by Richter ass November 5, 2010

Titty dragger

Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.

Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!

A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Squeet

It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.

Gar: Hey man, jeet?

Me: Nope!. Squeet!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019

Organ donor

A guy who fucks a lot of chicks.

Oh man, John is here tonight trolling for some ass, he such an organ donor!

by Richter Ass October 24, 2020

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

by Richter Ass September 29, 2019