Richter Ass's definitions

spare cunt

A womans ass hole. Or man's in jail terms. Can also apply to a womans mouth when all other holes are exhausted.

I fucked Kellie's snatch till it was totally raw last night, so I had to hammer it up her spare cunt this morning.

or

Her spare cunt was blown out after last night too, so I fucked the spare cunt on her face.

by Richter ass November 5, 2010

Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023

Titty dragger

Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.

Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!

A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Squeet

It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.

Gar: Hey man, jeet?

Me: Nope!. Squeet!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019

Organ donor

A guy who fucks a lot of chicks.

Oh man, John is here tonight trolling for some ass, he such an organ donor!

by Richter Ass October 24, 2020

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

by Richter Ass September 29, 2019

Taco Sauce

Sperm, man cum

Check out that hottie, I’d love to give her some taco sauce!!

Can be a verb too; I’d like to sauce that taco!!

by Richter Ass October 27, 2020