When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.
Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.
Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.
Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.
Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
by Richter Ass November 08, 2019
Get the Wimpotencemug. It’s a basic definition of the sexual attractiveness of a female. The higher the number, the greater the desire to bury bones in that backyard.
Kellie was looking exceptionally slutty last night, she had a bone factor of 10 going!
If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!
If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
Get the Bone factormug. This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.
The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!
by Richter Ass December 13, 2023
Get the Hardware store treatmentmug. When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
by Richter Ass November 28, 2019
Get the Special exmug. Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.
Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!
A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
Get the Titty draggermug. Basically, a copycat motorcycle made to look like a Harley. Japanese V-twin cruisers are the most common. "Narley" is short for "Not-Harley". Another derivative is Farley, which is Fake-Harley.
This weekend on the bike run, I saw a bunch of posers on their Narleys...they looked like newbs in their crispy leather.
by Richter Ass October 08, 2013
Get the Narleymug. Average weight of old girlfriends. It’s a simple value that’s used to measure your old girlfriends against that of others, when comparing conquests.
Mike thinks he’s such a ladies man, but his AWOG is well over 180, so he’s got nothing to brag about!
John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!
John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
Get the AWOGmug.