Richter Ass's definitions

AWOG

Average weight of old girlfriends. It’s a simple value that’s used to measure your old girlfriends against that of others, when comparing conquests.

Mike thinks he’s such a ladies man, but his AWOG is well over 180, so he’s got nothing to brag about!

John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Gravel truck

The act of pulling your cock out while fucking and dumping your load, like a gravel truck.

I was hammering Kellie's cunt last night and at the last second, I gravel trucked her right on her back and ass.

Kay was sucking my dick and I gravel trucked her face by surprise.

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Titty dragger

Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.

Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!

A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Narley

Basically, a copycat motorcycle made to look like a Harley. Japanese V-twin cruisers are the most common. "Narley" is short for "Not-Harley". Another derivative is Farley, which is Fake-Harley.

This weekend on the bike run, I saw a bunch of posers on their Narleys...they looked like newbs in their crispy leather.

by Richter Ass October 8, 2013

Squeet

It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.

Gar: Hey man, jeet?

Me: Nope!. Squeet!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019