25 definitions by Richter Ass
One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.
Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.
Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.
Many derivatives apply.
Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.
Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.
Many derivatives apply.
I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!
I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.
Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.
Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
by Richter Ass November 8, 2010
Yeah, I pounded Kellie’s asshole last night while she detailed Kathleen’s boat! It was awesome!
Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!
Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!
by Richter Ass April 21, 2021
When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
by Richter Ass November 28, 2019
by Richter Ass October 25, 2020
It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
by Richter Ass September 29, 2019
Rock gash is a slut who’s dated and been fucked by band guys. They are usually not interested in "non band guys" till that scene has run its course, or their looks have.
The long standing rule is; you fuck rock gash, but you don’t date it.
The long standing rule is; you fuck rock gash, but you don’t date it.
Kellie used to get fucked by an idiot from that loser metal band. Too bad, she would have been datable, but now she’s just rock gash.
by Richter Ass June 20, 2019
Man, Kellie is looking hot, I’d donate her an organ in a heartbeat!
I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!
I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!
by Richter Ass October 25, 2020