25 definitions by Richter Ass
When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.
Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.
Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.
Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.
Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
by Richter Ass November 8, 2019
Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.
Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!
A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.
by Richter Ass June 20, 2019
Basically, a copycat motorcycle made to look like a Harley. Japanese V-twin cruisers are the most common. "Narley" is short for "Not-Harley". Another derivative is Farley, which is Fake-Harley.
This weekend on the bike run, I saw a bunch of posers on their Narleys...they looked like newbs in their crispy leather.
by Richter Ass October 8, 2013
One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.
Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.
Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.
Many derivatives apply.
Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.
Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.
Many derivatives apply.
I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!
I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.
Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.
Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
by Richter Ass November 8, 2010
The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
by Richter Ass June 27, 2011
A womans ass hole. Or man's in jail terms. Can also apply to a womans mouth when all other holes are exhausted.
I fucked Kellie's snatch till it was totally raw last night, so I had to hammer it up her spare cunt this morning.
or
Her spare cunt was blown out after last night too, so I fucked the spare cunt on her face.
or
Her spare cunt was blown out after last night too, so I fucked the spare cunt on her face.
by Richter Ass November 4, 2010