The boy minced across the grass with a pout, and, was that perhaps a hint of eye make-up?
His carefully hand-stencilled t-shirt proclaimed "don't love me i'm dead inside and really crying a lot".
Imagine the crowds surprise when he dummied the full back, span on a sixpence and crashed a thunderous shot in off the crossbar, leaving the goalkeeper stranded. When did this camp sod get so good at Football?
Croatia were sure to win the cup with this massive follup at the heart of the team...