191 definitions by Richard Black

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.

Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

Piss Chunks

Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

scumbag

A used condom full of semen.

Two gays walked down Lovers Lane early Sunday morning looking for fresh scumbags for a morning appetizer.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

wigger

A white nigger; a white person who dresses, emulates and otherwise lives as a black person.

Senator Byrd of WV used the term 'white nigger' on the floor of the U. S. Senate. It is in the congressional record and was used as in the above definition with reference to people being on welfare, foodstamps, medicade, etc. The term 'white nigger' is in the Congressional Record and the senator was not reprimanded for using it.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

tarpoleon

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.

"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"

by Richard Black June 27, 2005

Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.

After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.

by Richard Black December 28, 2011

n. pubic hair

Crotch hair; hair covering a human's privates; the bush

Crotch hair in both men and women is natural and can be alluring. Overgrown and totally shaved are turnoffs. A light, neat trim is an enhancement to the area

Tyrone and Brie Ann decided to have a foursome. Neither could get excited over the absence of pubic hair on their partners. Their crotches were totally shaved and waxed and looked childish.

by Richard Black May 1, 2005