191 definitions by Richard Black
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
Extra urine produced by a human body that has consumed several cans/bottles of beer.
Preferred by gays into water sports.
Preferred by gays into water sports.
Tyrone was the favorite to give golden showers simply because of the volume of urine he produced while drinking.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005
n. A man who exposes usually a large dick in public at x-rated stores or movies, strokes it only to tease gays and refuses to let them touch it.
Elmer sat in the aisle seat at the Capri Adult Theater and stroked his twelve inches so everybody could see. If anybody tried to sit down next to him or touch him, he pushed them away. He was a real cock teaser because he had a gorgeous cock. He got off on teasing the gays.
by Richard Black May 4, 2005
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
Wait, Myrna, turn in here at the corner drug. I need to get some butch wax before we go to the prom.
by Richard Black March 19, 2005
n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.
With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.
by Richard Black April 29, 2005
A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.
Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.
by Richard Black March 18, 2005