2 definitions by Ricardo.W

Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)

A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel

"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'

"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"

"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"

by Ricardo.W December 19, 2011

Eagle nose

Someone with an extremely elongated nose that droops downwards it's so big. can be seen as a growth on that person's face due to the sporadic growth of the nose. Many are hooked at the tip as gravity is trying to pull it down to earth.

Hey mate did yo see that guy?! He had such a fucking eagle nose!

by Ricardo.W December 19, 2011